Chapping

The act of fapping and chatting.

Emma and I were on the phone but little did she know that I was chapping.

by JaketheDoge February 4, 2016

cappo

A rich person (usually white, male, and stingy) who embodies everything wrong with capitalism.

Person 1: "Oh jeez, you hear they busted the Amazon union again?"
Person 2: "Fucking hell, Jeff Bezos is such a cappo scumbag."

by NexusFyre April 30, 2021

Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

by westfalia December 8, 2009

el chapo jr

A El Chapo jr is very rare something you will be blessed to come upon. He likes to play basketball and has no chill, fuck with him and he doesn't care. His grades suck ass tho but he getting them up you should appreciate El Chapo jr he could be a true friend if you are too.

Wow it's a real El Chapo jr!!!!!

by Elchapo jr November 23, 2016

chapped

A state that one reaches when they are extremely high on weed, to the point where they have very dry lips from cottonmouth.

Yo, I can't blaze anymore, I'm chapped.

by The508 December 6, 2006

champong

To play beer pong with champagne.
What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.

Lisa: Wanna play champong?
Jared: No, sorry, I'm a man.

by Baller234 June 28, 2007

Chappy

chappy is the german word that is used to describe anger or short temper. a person who is regarded as a chappy will suffer from server anger managment issues and abnormally large mussel mass. there is only one thing that can calm a chappy down and this is by placing a sock on his nose as soon as the sock touches his nose all the anger will drain away and the chappy will return to normal

john dont make eye contact with him hes a chappy remember. i no garry but this time i came prepared with a sock

by micheal scofield December 23, 2009