Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 9, 2005

Chancer

Our mate Noel Young from the pub..

"He's wearing that fake Armani again, Oh he's definately a chancer"

by MickyC February 15, 2005

chance

A filler word used to express amusement or amazment or to get someone's attention, specifically used in the Indie world.

Also used when talking of something with a low chance of happening.

"Chance, that was an awkward conversation"

"Chance! Look out the window!!"

"Chance we saw you here today"

by Quiet Fitz May 28, 2006

Chance

Chance is the mean ,aggressive , and not nice to others and he holds people back from fun.

I don’t want to go to chances house he is so mean to everybody.

by Sirparker06 April 19, 2019

Milky Chance

Probability of encountering semen

She wants to get pregnant, but doesn't have a very good milky chance.

by conarry November 11, 2014

Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.

Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality

by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010

chanced

When the bowl is almost done and the chances of ash being sucked through are very high. The last hit in a bowl. Generally not even a good hit.

"Hey can I get a hit of that? Is that still going?" - Dude
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me

by Mud E York September 8, 2013