Cottaging

To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.

Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!

by the toilet punisher December 8, 2007

Cottage Cheese Fat

Basically, it's celulite

the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.

by fonesex June 14, 2007

Ceptasexual

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 11, 2008

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

cottagecore bottom

From “cottagecore” and “bottom”: a person (typically interested in cottagecore) who prefers to receive sexual acts rather than give them, most frequently used to describe someone engaged in homosexual relations.

What type of lesbian am I? Cottagecore bottom.

by emkrar January 3, 2021

Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

Cottagarian

The religion founded at Steak n' Shake by the Prophet Andrew in Louisville Kentucky on the 24th day of March of 2010 (aka Early Release Day for Oldham County Schools). Bystanding co-founders included Chelsea Shields and Katelyn Dobson. It was a glorious day to be had by all. Plans to spread this movement of faith will be planned out by next year in April. However, there is a stark force opposed to this religion, by the name of Nathan Glancy, who stands against all good of the Cottagarian faith and everything it represents, claiming Cottagarian to "not be a real word". It has been hereby declared that every 24th of March shall be Cottagarian Day, declared by the First Latter Day Church of Cottagarian.

"Dude. Have you heard of the new religion Cottagarian? I've converted!"

by KateLovesChelsea March 24, 2010