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douglas canon

a college tradition dating to the 1840's on the campus of Wesleyan University in Middletown, Connecticut. originally part of a "canon scrap" ritual in which freshmen were charged with firing the small canon and sophomores with foiling the effort, the canon has fallen into obscurity and legend within the last century.

the scrap exercise ended in 1916 for safety concerns, reemerged for one year in 1923 and appeared finished when the canon was filled with lead and mounted to a pedestal between South College and the campus chapel on College Row.

26 years later, though, on the night of march 12, 1957, students stole the canon from its pedestal and began the canon's long journey around the world. it was presented to the Soviet Union as a symbol of peace, to President Richard Nixon in DC as a protest to the Vietnam War and to the managing editor of Life Magazine in New York in 1967. all efforts were clandestine and unauthorized by the university, at least in word.

since, the canon has made a series of brief appearances on campus, usually related to presidential inaugurations or significant reunions. more often, however, it travels the world in the hands of a secret society (or, perhaps, several secret societies) which tell of the canon's adventures through cryptic letters, postcards and pictures.

the Douglas Canon's current whereabouts are unknown.
yo, where's the douglas canon at?
i don't know, probably mounted on the taj mahal or sitting on its own private island. ask dougie b. or alan d.
by pmh November 11, 2005
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Canton

Canton is a city is Ohio, which people claim hicks live there. (Sorry if your definiton of hick is someone who doesnt say 'dude' every other fuckign word and has a I.Q higher than 100.) Canton has the football hall of fame which is sweet. To bad for the stupid fucks who say it sucks, they cannot afford to get into it. The only downside to it is that stupid contractors built many small homes in the area which may make it look dumb. Even I think those houses should be torn down and those fucks should have to move to someplace worse like anywhere in Vermont. It does have it share of african americans which is good but as you can tell people using the word 'ghetto',the are pretty much racist assholes and shun black people. which is wrong. Canton is a great city.
Canton is the best city in America!
by [e.99]Miracle September 4, 2004
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Catonsville

a place where 13 year old hollister girls can smoke some shit, have sex, and hook up with 13 year old skaters and totally get away with it.
catonsville;
a place for faggets.
by biotcha June 26, 2008
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Spicy Canton

Secret sexual position from the East, clearly revealing the Face of God in the woman's cunt hole.
Famous atheist Richard Dawkins writes his wife a Post-It, "I beg you Marian, don't reveal the secret of the Spicy Canton, it will ruin my career!"
by vandawk8 November 25, 2014
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cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.
Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!
by Michi Chan May 27, 2005
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Cantonese Cartwheel

I'm hungry. Oh shit, hook it up with a Cantonese Cartwheel.
by JerkFace22 July 5, 2009
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Canton Bitch

Any Female born, raised, and or currently living in the city of Canton MI who feels entitled to every fucking thing in this world. The age bracket for these bitches typically range from early to mid twenties. These wastes of life's have never obtained gainful employment or paid a single bill. They ride the coat tails of there poor mothers and fathers leeching every dime they can from them. These bitches are only good for there mouths, vaginas, rectums and male seed disposal.
"Wow that's a very nice car? What's the payment like?" "Oh I don't knowwwwwww my dad pays for it!, quit talking to me creep!" "Fucking Canton Bitch"
by Team Debacle September 1, 2013
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