Castle Heights Middle School

Castle Heights Middle School Is a school with a bunch of different types of people there’s the hoes , popular girls who are aggy and the popular boys who are loud as hell in class . Castle Heights Middle School is also a school no one likes

Dang bro , Castle Heights Middle School is the worst school in sc

by uthough January 10, 2019

Weoley Castle One Bomb

A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.

He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!

by BrummieSlag1 October 4, 2010

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020

Ajs Candy Castle

A shitty candy store in the avenues in viera , dont go their al their candy is stale and tastes like shit.

Customer 1: hey i got sum candy froms Ajs.
Customer 2: ohhh im sooo sorry

candy from ajs candy castle tastes like asshole

by KyleShadow999 August 25, 2010

But Our Princess is in Another Castle

An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.

Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?

His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.

by Boss79 February 16, 2009

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your bitch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

by mcdinger May 17, 2014

Lincoln Castle Academy

A really shitty school in england where theres a bunch of fights and shit and the uniform is so ugly 🤮🤮🤮

You go to Lincoln Castle Academy? Sucks to suck loser

by Dee__ November 29, 2020