When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018