Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.

"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023

Calum MacLean

A absolute Sugar Daddy and a Shagadelish being

Calum MacLean is my Sugar Daddy

by hcwhfwifhweiufdhwuhdb May 3, 2023

Callum C

50% Chlorine

"Callum C stinks like chlorine"

by Chef_Curry3000000 August 16, 2023

monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018

Period 1 AP Calculus AB

A term used to refer to the victims within the US public school system who have witnessed the level of BS approach positive infinity as their will to live approaches zero (there is a hole where their soul used to be before enrolling in the class).

Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
Kale: I have Period 1 AP Calculus AB
Lui: My condolences

by _Pluh September 28, 2023

Callum Kirk

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!

Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!

by shazannonnn February 24, 2012

calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

by Lazzah October 2, 2009