Capium

A playful take on the word 'cap' which means a lie or something false.
Similar to the famous 'copium' and/or 'hopium' with respect to the suffix '-ium'.

Cap + Opium = Capium.

Mark: Last night I met Rihanna at the club and guess what, she kissed me!
Sean: Man shut up, that's just a load of capium

by Jakawiti August 26, 2023

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

Doing a Callum Styles

Acting like a chimpanzee and throwing your shit all over the walls

Fuck I must’ve been drunk last night because apparently I ended up doing a Callum Styles, the walls are a mess and my girlfriends not speaking to me.

by Big pizzle P October 2, 2020

Angel and Callum

The best couple you’ll ever find alive. If You see one, let them be. They’ll always be a perfect match so never try come between them.

Jeff: yo you seen Angel and Callum?
Jane: yeah, they’re a perfect couple

by Stepsisterisstuckagain December 6, 2020

callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004

CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor

" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.

by weewoman March 31, 2008

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010