Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!

Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????

by mo_dingo October 21, 2008

Cactus

A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now

Man 1: Go fuck a cactus!
Man 2: What the hell man?!

by TOTALLY NomNom FishBird July 9, 2011

cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

by the_cactus February 13, 2010

Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

evil_cactus

A tubby, greasy guy whos life long ambition is to loose weight

Man i eat food like cactus

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Cactus Cowboy

Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.

by Someone much smarter than you August 6, 2008

cactus

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

by Bluzare June 1, 2020