Coach Cruz

Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.

The best coach in the pacific is Coach Cruz

by The Zuzz October 11, 2025

Fled Cruz

Another way of referring to a republican politician named Ted Cruz who has been known to flee the state of Texas any and everytime the state is expected to experience severe weather.

Example: Fled Cruz has done it again.

Example: He is pulling a Fled Cruz on us!

Example: I don't like Fled Cruz or Donald "small brain" Trump.

by InfoBringer February 27, 2026

a cruz afrika

pulling out a gun on somebody. Usually when they disrespect you

"At Mall Of Africa, this guy cruz afrika'd us."
"I pulled a cruz afrika on bro!"

by cloplasoto March 17, 2026

Jackson Cruz

A cutie patootie who thrives from roots and explodes with a burst of foreign flavour

The young player bursts through like a Jackson Cruz

by MattyBoi08 November 13, 2025

the Cruz

a retarded passive aggressive ass hole that doesn't know how common sense works and will try to e-mail you and expect you to respond to it when have a have clearly stated you do not have a computer. this person will make up 50 point assignments on the spot then expect you to do the 50 point essay that he said she wouldn't make you do in 2 FUCKING days.

the Cruz: "go fuck yourself"
student: "why?"
the Cruz: "I'm don't know. just feel like it"
student: "fuck you"
the Cruz: "principle NOW."

by doodoomegadeedeefard6967 November 19, 2025

Alexis Natalie Cruz

Normally the youngest child that has slight brain disabilities and is questionable. Very questionable. She also steals her older sister's clothes and say afterwards that her style is shitty. She also thinks that she's cool because she talks to high schoolers. And as annoying as she is, she's also funny and concerning. She knows when to take certain things seriously and she knows how to be the life of the party. She's outgoing and more adventurous than what she puts herself out to be. She's way more brave than what I could ever be, and I will forever look up to her for that, as much as I hate to admit it.

''Happy birthday, Alexis Natalie Cruz''

by depressionxobsession May 17, 2018

Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018