Corked

The act of memeing and individual into a position of power.

Bob got corked into being appointed the US Secretary of State

by dr meme December 9, 2016

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Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.

I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

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When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

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Cork

Good looking, but stupid and possibly violent man you get into relationship just make your ex jealous or to stop you from feeling lonely

> Wow Kate, your new boyfriend is really handsome, I’m happy that you got over John so fast
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two

by jarchlik January 24, 2024

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Cork It

A hip greeting developed at the University of Maine similar to a fist bump. The difference is that after contact, you spin your fist as though you are popping the cork off of a wine bottle. Make sure to say 'cork it!'.

Source: Zac @UMaine

Man 1: Yo, sweet fleece bro.
Man 2: Hey thanks man.
Man 1: Cork It!
Both men proceed to cork it.

by Swixerman January 31, 2018

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