Cooching

Being a stink ass female dog

She is such a cooching rat

by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022

cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.

"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"

by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.

1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.

by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018