joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.
jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?
joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?
joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010
Get the cling kong mug.When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
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2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
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2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
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The only Asian rapper. Many people claim that he is not Asian because he has darker skin. However, just by looking at his eyes, you can tell that he obviously is. People also claim that there are other Asian rappers. But the truth is, those aren't real rappers. The only real Asian rapper is Chingy.
Triad member #1: Damn, Chingy hasn't paid up yet, should we kill him?
Triad member #2: Are you kidding? We can't do that, he's the only Asian rapper. If we kill him, there will be no Asian rappers.
Triad member #1: You're right.
Triad member #2: Are you kidding? We can't do that, he's the only Asian rapper. If we kill him, there will be no Asian rappers.
Triad member #1: You're right.
by naaaaaam September 30, 2011
Get the Chingy mug.Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
by shannorammo August 4, 2011
Get the Cling on mug.Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
by J3ll3y May 17, 2011
Get the Stage Five Cling mug.A rapper that use to be part of the DTP crew. Most ppl dunno this but chingy is half chinese (his mom) dass y his eyes look chinky :P
by Emerald December 11, 2004
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