Chode

A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.
"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"
by Jonnyboy July 13, 2005
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A penis which is wider than it is long (eg 3 inches by 1 inch)
James Tompson has a chode and he has a uniball (see uniball)
by UniBalz May 19, 2003
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A chode is a penis wider than it is long!
I like to give hand jobs to chodes!
by FUCKER May 21, 2003
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The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.
I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.
by Egon Strangler December 14, 2003
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Small but fat and deformed looking penis; synonymous with "Ian's dick"
Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode
by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 21, 2017
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An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.
Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.
by Thunderdouche May 20, 2015
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When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after
“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”
by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD May 30, 2018
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