chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

ratchet chair

A piece of furniture in a dumpster you use to for banging a ratchet on.

Eric had a ratchet chair fun time last night.

by TTSNBER December 10, 2016

Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?

We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!

by TheChairMover September 27, 2011

epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.

Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.

by Clib the Right April 24, 2019

michael chairs

Vape god

michael chairs blows fat fuckin clouds

by 6 inches is enough September 23, 2019