crapps

Bloated, useless, and/or generally bad social network applications/add-ons.

I can't stand looking at her Facebook page because she has so many crapps.

by hisean July 5, 2008

Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

by famousfrank January 15, 2009

crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 8, 2013

crapfork

Crapfork n: Describes the opposite of serendipity. The 'crapfork' occurs when something you had been looking forward to is cancelled or turns out to be crap, or is in some way a disappointment. It can also apply to an unexpected misfortune of any kind. Etym: an undesirable piece of cutlery known as 'the crap fork'.

You get home from work, you're exhausted, starving, you sit down to a delicious meal - and you've got the crapfork.

by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005

Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

crapvertiser

n. That narcissistic creep in the restroom stall who insists on letting everyone else know just how good (or bad) a time he's having while taking his dump. Characterized by pronounced grunting, butt-sputtering, poop-splashing, and the occasional "oh yeeeaaahh". This guy is a social retard.

Self-respecting, polite humans are properly ashamed to be shitting in public and, therefore, utililize every appropritate strategy for stealth-pooping: 1-wait for the room to clear, or 2-time the hard work for when another toilet is being flushed or a sink is being used, or 3-attempt the advanced level silent splashdown.

However, the Crapvertiser deliberately broadcasts his personal poop party for all unwitting ears to suffer. He never got enough attention from his mommy, he can't get laid, and he doesn't wash his befouled hands before touching the handle on the way out! Curse you, Crapvertiser!!!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005