Bute

Another name for Ketamine.
Purely because it’s fucking beautiful

“Oh shit, just picked up a gram of bute”
“Beg you bless me some”
“Nah fuck off you scab’

by pottzilla May 29, 2019

Butt Butler

A man who offers their butt for the 'pitcher' to have sexual intercourse with like a normal butler would offer their services.

Guy 1:"Want to fuck?"
Guy 2:"Definitely! I will be your butt butler"
*proceeds to bend over ond pull down trousers.*

by Fyiak October 28, 2014

Butes

BUTES (Pr. byootz) Used to describe something awesome that has just occured, or the awesome properties of an object or person. Contraction of "beautiful."

Bob: "Free pizza at the bar tonight? BUTES! I'm there..."

Girl: I just made you a huge pile of bacon.
Guy: BUTES! bacon rules!

Dude 1: "You ever seen anythin' like them thar?"
Dude 2: "Nah, thems is some high quality butes..."

IT Tech: "We got butes for connection speed now that the new server is up..."

by LoganPhyve March 31, 2008

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"

"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Cal Butler

A complete immature idiot that likes porn WAY too much, and is constantly laugingh at things that are not funny; someone who listens to a large variety of shitty music for the exception of three or four songs that the individual steals from other people; likes to watch corny-ass movies like American Beauty and Moulin Rouge even though the individual is a male; a person that likes to ranomly show his lower pubic hair to people in his dorm and laughs about it; there are some people that say some random things at random times, but a Cal Butler is a person that every word that comes out of their mouth is random, and/or disgusting; and lastly, an individual that likes to deny everything possible that he has done or said.

That kid over there is such a Cal Butler.

What do you mean?

I MEAN, that he is a racist, and he is extremely annoying.

Oh, I see.

by Jesse Germain February 23, 2005

dirty butler

having a girl shit on a platter, then smashing it in her face when she finishes going down on you.

i gave that bitch a dirty butler last night.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Butemy

It's the ugliest and dumbest creature alive! Yes, the Butemy, hideous and stupid. The rare Butemy mates by staring another Butemy (regardless of sex, skin color, and shoe size) in the eyes. Come see it now for 2 dollars, an extra 3 gets you a blindfold.

The butemy made ruth laugh.

by Nick K September 25, 2003