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Brayden

That guy's a brayden
by Dickudown23 November 20, 2023
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brayden

Brayden is that guy you always wan't to slouch with.
Freind: What did you do last night?

Me: Oh, I was just slouching with Brayden.

Freind: Damn...
by Korven123 January 11, 2017
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brayden

brayden is the gayest person you will ever meet. if you ever see a brayden kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible, the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. if you are going to kick him may as well choke him too. if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will create a black hole the size of the sun
oh its brayden
*all the males in a 5 mile radius faint*
by anatomydestroyer May 27, 2022
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Brayden

A boy, usually about 13-16 years old, will always stay up till 6am to simp for girls instead of playing with the boys. Very common in The USA.

Note: When simping for girls on snapchat, there is no such thing as time for Brayden.
Hey, look its Brayden, the SIMP!

Hey Brayden, who’s girl did you simp for today?

BRAYDEN, MORE LIKE SIMPEN’
by Simpcatcher1943 May 31, 2020
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brayden

A male who is very rude and will try to kill you if you guys are ever in the apocalypse together. Also very gay.
he’s such a brayden!
by hellomynameisant March 10, 2019
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Brayden

A stupid retarded fucking faggot that has absolutely no skill whatsoever
“Wow! That guy has no skill! He must be a Brayden
by General Goon May 11, 2024
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Brayden

Proper Noun; Someone that wants to purchase wifi so they can play with their friends in multi-player games, but instead decides to spend the money on AAA, $60 games. These games tend to be singleplayer or Mech oriented.
Brayden! What are you doing at Gamestop buying these singleplayer games when you could use that money to buy wifi!
by SchubTheNoob November 30, 2019
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