lucas

Lucas's are homophobic and unintentionally gay. if you ever see a Lucas kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible the harder you kick the louder he'll moan but if you going to kick him in the balls you may as well choke him too, if you do both he'll moan so load he will make a black hole as big as the sun

oh its a lucas
*all the male genders faint within a 5 mile radius*

by anatomydestroyer May 31, 2022

lucas

lucas is the gayest straight person you will ever know, if you see a ever see a lucas kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. but if you gonna kick him may as well choke him too if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will make a black hole the size of the sun

oh look its lucas
*all the males within a 5 mile radius faint*

by anatomydestroyer May 29, 2022

brayden

brayden is the gayest person you will ever meet. if you ever see a brayden kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible, the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. if you are going to kick him may as well choke him too. if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will create a black hole the size of the sun

oh its brayden
*all the males in a 5 mile radius faint*

by anatomydestroyer May 28, 2022