Braeden

A Braeden is a boy who may seem super chill and confident, but at heart, is super insecure. He is completely different from other boys, and doesn’t fit in the same, since he doesn’t play sports. He is a dancer. He is super strong. He can get really aggressive at some points. He is super loving and caring, but only when he wants to be. He hates the concept of love and relationships, since continuously he has only every been led on to believe that he has had luck, then dropped. It’s the same thing over and over again. The only thing he sticks with is true friends, and his friends ALWAYS back his ass up.

Girl: “oh he’s a Braeden, I can see it in his eyes”
Girl 2: “also in the way that he stares at the floor in front of him when he walks”

by ShyGuy117 September 25, 2018

braden

a guy wit a big dick

braden has a huge dick

by 12/26/17 October 17, 2019

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Brayden

A man with an extremely large forehead often mistaken for a large egg on a wall named Humpty Dumpty.

Person 1: What's that over there on the wall?
Person 2: I think it's Humpty Dumpty

Person 1: Oh no, it's just a Brayden
🥚🍳

by Jessiiee1993 October 22, 2017

Brayden

Someone who is part of the LQBTQ community, in his free time he enjoys to anally fist people and lick gay men’s anuses

“Yo I’m about to get Braydens BBC”

by Bob tou January 10, 2019

Brayden

He loves weed but only good weed and he is cool

... A person names Brayden

by JackAvery_s.wife September 26, 2018

Braeden

a terribly mean, obnoxious man who only cares about himself, his slut and his dog
doesnt care about anyones feelings as long as he gets sum

S E X

also refereed too as (insert barf noise here)

oh look theirs (insert barf noise here)
(insert barf noise here)
dont look theirs too many moles on the Braeden

by noonelikehim September 24, 2011