One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.
Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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1. My sisters emotional bondo is not allowing her any time to heal or learn the lessons from any of her relationships.
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The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
by Condor027 April 30, 2011
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An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.
Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.
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