When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
Get the plutonic blow jobmug. You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
Get the Curd Burger Blow Jobmug. A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.
by Aheavysaber May 23, 2024
Get the Blow Job Queenmug. A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.
by NMLobokid September 24, 2016
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by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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