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Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.
Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.
by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014
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Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005
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nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019
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ninja bitch

A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).
She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!
by Alinama S. May 19, 2006
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Bitch

1.) A female dog

2.) Annoying complaining

3.) Used to describe a very rude person

4.) Someone's sidekick/slave
1.) Yeah, our bitch just had puppies

2.) He's been bitching about his dad everyday and it's getting on my nerves

3.) That girl wrecked my car. That Constance chick what a bitch!

4.) I couldn't make it in prison because I'd just end up someone's bitch
by JustYoureEverydayLoser December 31, 2016
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Sad Bitch Hours

between the times of 12:00 AM to sunrise, where bad bitches or alrdy depressed bitches can be even more sad and cry over anything.
Girl: AYY sad bitch hours coming up soon.
by isaejw August 27, 2017
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make you my bitch

To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.
Example: I play you this week in the fantasy football playoffs... I'm gonna make you my bitch!
by scOK December 17, 2013
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