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St. Benedict

St. Benedict school is a small Catholic school in the fan, where the kids that aren't mean are just stupid or slutty. Of course, the moronic sixth graders leave a skankiness gap from the elementary to middle school, going will-nilly when someone kisses someone else (on the cheek). Boys and girls alike share the same stupidity and ignorance, laughing when someone says "poop" and flirting with a tall red-haired white boy with an afro. When they aren't making out with him, they go for a more "slow", short blonde boy with creapy contacts and an "irresistable" habit of rolling up his sleeves and strutting around the playground. You may meet a few nice teachers there, but most are just liberals or decimal-loving communists, who never cease to bash Bush and the Crusades. The school would be better if kids would stop making out on the playground. And an assortment of angry, bitter people. Plus, Lucas is also gay.
Anonymous sixth grader: "There's a rumor going around that you and Adam are going out."
Lucas: "Yes!"
by Not telling you February 20, 2005
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Beedge

Short for B.G., which is short for Bus Girl, which is short for the 87 Bus Girl.
I met the love of my life on the 87 bus, and now i call her my beedge.
by The beedges February 1, 2010
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Belvedere

A town with ABSOLUTELY nothing to do...sometimes reffered to as Belvequeer
"There is nothing to do in Belvequeer"
by Batman March 6, 2005
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benedict

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.
you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass
by steven thackwray September 28, 2006
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baved

You were proper baved last night
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Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.
Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.
by Smelly Smellerton June 25, 2010
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Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.
It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!
by juno44 January 26, 2010
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