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mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
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Jingle Belled

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that your balls knock together in your nut sack.
Some chick jingle belled me last week and my balls still hurt.
Jingle Belled by Ace trick June 5, 2009
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That guy has ballergy, I bet hes a baller.
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You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season.
Income Tax Baller by IvanDA December 11, 2013

False Ballerhood 

The False Ballerhood is a society of somewhat well-off young adults who spend money in a way that would cause the casual observer to assume that they are ballin' hard. In reality, they still live with their parents and don't understand real world finance.
Person 1: Did you hear Greg is having his party at some super ritzy club? He's getting bottle service and everything.
Person 2: Does he even have a job yet? I guess it's just another set of parents financing The False Ballerhood...
False Ballerhood by Nougatz June 28, 2011

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Chloe Beale has flowy, red hair.
chloe beale by Bellas4Life December 23, 2017

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person 1: wow i can see myself in your sunglasses

person 2: these aint sunglasses!!! these baller shades!! recognize!