bender

a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch

Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!

by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013

Bender

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

Damn. That guy is a real Bender.

by CockThunder November 6, 2014

ass bender

One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!

My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.

by The coolest chic ever! September 1, 2011

gender bender

An androginous person.
a transexual.
a transvestite.

Boy George is a gender bender

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.

Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.

by thejameshimself July 25, 2006

Spaghetti Bender

Slang term for an Italian like the N word for a black person

These God damn spaghetti Benders are pissing me off

by 2canparty November 22, 2016

gender bender

On a MUSH, MOO, MUCK, or other text-based online role-playing game, a male player who plays a female character. This is often done to attract partners for cybersex.

"I'm pretty sure Rena is a gender bender, she doesn't sound like a woman."

by Steve H. July 1, 2005