the AmongUs in bed

Sex in bed or a creeper in yo house hooking up with you

wanna do the AmongUs in bed later jenny

by Im in bed with your mom November 7, 2021

Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

by Little Buddy Diapers January 25, 2011

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018