Meat Beanie

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.

1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.

by Nuggle May 15, 2010

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

Fuckin meanie bo beanie

What one calls someone when they are about to fucking kill them because they are mean

You fuckin meanie bo beanie

by A very epic and strong man September 28, 2021

Pulling a beanie

When you speak in a Italian accent and say WATCHU doin?!!!!

I was pulling a beanie on derpferdlers stream.

by Derpferdlerfan November 27, 2021