Batman (adjective)

Awesome, Heroic, or Bad-ass.

"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"

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"dude that shit was totally Batman!"

by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011

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THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

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2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.

The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

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Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears

Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne

by Spazmeister October 18, 2006

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When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008

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