brick

A square unit of shit.

Johnny just shit a brick on his mothers face.

by Brickman March 20, 2003

brick

1. A guy that's a bitch.
2. A wannabe player that can't get any and is too conceited to see his face in the mirror!

Stop touching me you brick!
That brick needs to recognize!

by DeVilboi May 25, 2003

Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.

"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.

Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"

by TheDudeguyman August 05, 2008

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

by Snowtree October 10, 2020

Kick bricks

A term used for when you want someone to “go fuck themselves” (not in a literal sense.) Typically when you’re either pissed of, or if it’s someone you dislike.

Person 1: “Hey, can I have some chips?

Cool guy: “Pff, no, go kick bricks.”

by Gamer big epic January 22, 2022

Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.

I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.

by D&Danny August 16, 2019