Bored

You know you are "Bored" when you have searched up the word bored on google.

I am so bored, i went onto Urban dictionary and created a deff. for the word bored.

by a Bored dude. May 11, 2011

Bonedave

Noun. The pinnacle of ratty. probably drives a proper hood ride VW and rides a BMX with no brakes.

"OMG I fucked Bonedave last night, and when we woke up we were in the fast lane of the M27. Me and about 50 other awesome buff girls that is. I guess there was a lot of blood when that lorry came"
"I'm so jealous"

by tamsin&hearts thecock May 19, 2008

Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009

bonedome

when you have a boner in your sleeping bag

woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome

by gavintino September 21, 2019

bored

um so you're reading this? because you're bored? huh words mean everything don't they

You were bored so you searched up the word "bored" am I right?

by Oh look it's me May 4, 2020

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

im so fricken bored rn

Why is there nothing to do anymore?

Im so fricken bored rn, what is my life anymore?

by Lol_bored101 May 24, 2018