pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is boiling beneath your ass!

Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!

Damn Russ, one for the records books!

by LonePooper May 8, 2018

Turd-boiler

Turd-boiler refers to a car that is of advanced age and runs like shit. It doesn't run smoothly, hiccupping along and spewing clouds of noxious fumes as it labors along. Also, it is an embarrassment to be seen in, either owning it or riding in it.

Dude, did you the car Dave was driving, that thing is a turd-boiler?!!

by Dr shammy December 24, 2018

v-bomb boilermaker

1- 500mg. vicodin crushed up, mixed with a double shot of hennessy, and dropped in a full cup of beer. key: must be downed in one go.

whoever conquers the v-bomb boilermaker, without vomiting, is a true pro

by T. Campbell January 1, 2009

you’re boiling my noodles

When somebody angers you immensely to the point where you are going to boil over with rage

Use you’re boiling my noodles when talking about someone that you strongly dislike or are really mad at

“I cannot stand her right now, she has really been boiling my noodles recently”

by Faynjel January 4, 2020

Hard Boiled

A Hong Kong film made by John Who in 1992. A Bloodshed genre film. Starred Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

Many bloody gunfights occured in this film and many dead bodies spawning in almost every single scene.

Like other John Woo's films, this movie also show some bloody slo-mo gunfights, amounts of flying doves, diving move, endless gunfight....so on..

A Badass movie.

Dude 1: I wanna be a Detective Tequilla in Hard Boiled. He's a badass!!!!

Dude 2: Try insert some Infinity Bullet and No Reloading Cheat, then here you go.....

*Stranglehold is a sequel to Hard Boiled, released only on PC, PS3 and X360*

by Wenaldy August 28, 2009

Boiled Ham Dinner

When you eat out your wife or girlfriend's hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy ass after she's been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. Very popular during the summer baseball season.

After another great Cardinals victory on a hot July day, Frank got his wife back home right after the game and she fed him a juicy boiled ham dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

bunny-boilin' crazy

A reference to the movie "Fatal Attraction" when the mistress boiled the family pet to get back at the husband for the rejection. A woman that does something crazy and sometimes frightening when rejected by a man.

After I said I wanted to break it off she called my cell 20 times and drove past my house to see if there was another girl there. That girl is bunny-boilin' crazy.

by I. M. Single-Again April 4, 2009