Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

tail basting

Practice of ejaculating in partners ass during anal sex

John likes tail basting his girlfriend Sarah.

by Tailbaster August 25, 2017

Lip biting

Shows how much you like men

When lip biting it shows how much you like making out with your homies

by Lip bitting is gay May 5, 2022

Sven Basting

When a large male figure dressed as a Viking forces his cock and balls in your mouth causing him to to blow his load out your nose and baste your face while he rubs the horns on his helmet.

I felt as though I was at the gates of Valhalla when Gregor was Sven basting me.

by SAMGW84 November 8, 2022

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

box biting

The act of eating a gurl out then biting her pussy lips.

Guy #1- Last night i was eating my gurl out and damn it was good.
Guy #2- damn I Wish I Could Do That.
Gurl#1-Try Box Biting She'll moan like there's no tomorrow

by Bree- June 9, 2007