Dirty Bagel

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010

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bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 05, 2016

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When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

by Dirty Carmona November 01, 2018

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The place in which Jews worship the torah and have Barmitzvahs.

"He son, look at those little baglets running into the bagel house."

"In other news.... The local Bagel House was burned down by dirkas."

by DfDsummit23 January 07, 2009

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a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 29, 2009

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An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will

Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!

by skillset December 20, 2010

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the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

by ezra1001 March 29, 2011

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