Æxpert

One who is educated very well in their field, but does not possess any official status in relation to the field.

"And because I like to think of myself as an æxpert on certain topics." - Zoe Bee, 2022

by Pseudonym #666 December 17, 2022

Asperger

A psycho-physical disturbance whose main symptom is your girlfriend being a dumb bitch.

Look at his stupid ass girlfriend behaving like a dumb cunt. He must have Asperger.

by MircaleMiriam January 8, 2023

apperil

Clothing dat either you wear to be ready for disaster, or causes you to encounter some unforeseen calamity.

Choose your duds prudently when venturing into rainy/chilly locales dat are occupied by rebel forces --- in order not to be potential "apperil", said garments should be sufficiently warm and/or waterproof to protect you against da hostile climate, and also not display any insignias, colors, etc. dat would make any observers think dat you are an enemy.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

aspersians

Negative commentary regarding Iran.

Back in da '80's and '90's, lots of people cast major aspersians about said oil-rich Muslum country, but folks are learning now how da main-stream media had deceived them in many ways on da subject.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Alper Sahin

A little muslim boy afraid to show his true emotions. Alper is obsessed with fifa and can't stop playing it, He has currently spent over 20 000 dollars just in fifa points alone. Vertically challanged

Oh no, here comes Alper Sahin.

Quickly look away so he doesn't come here

by A1per January 23, 2023

aspergers

Someone with this condition may eat steak for most meals, must be the only on drive a white transport van during a vacation and likely will leave the rental house without telling any of his friends or family.

Person a: “Where did he go?”
Person b: “oh he’s feeling asperic again due to his Aspergers… he took the van and didn’t tell anyone. I bet he went to eat steak.”

by Martoon March 11, 2023

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023