August 1

The day where the most cute boys are born. AKA August 1st

James: Nick, why are you so cute?
Nick: I was born on August 1st DUH

by August1stbaby November 4, 2019

Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.

Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.

by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019

August 4th

National Eat booty day

Tim: Angelica its August 4th
Angelica Ok

by deckdra March 11, 2020

August 5

National Smack ass day🤤

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:hey bryce

Bryce:You know what today is?
Ni’Leah:uhh...August 5
Bryce:Yea but it’s National Smack ass day 🤤

by Quartlin Thompson August 4, 2019

August 7

if you were born on August 7 you are on of the most couragous peolple on earth, even if you dont think it.

Person: HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT SPIDER?
other person: i was born on august 7

Peron: oh,ok

by Lolasmith@123 December 22, 2020

6 august

Its the day the gods were born. This person probably is the popular girl in school who likes avocados and coffee

6 august is one of the best day to be born in as a female

by The fucking person January 27, 2021

Augusta Outfit

The deadliest gang the Augusta, Georgia has ever seen. They are known for their appearances at "Long John Silver's" eating fish fillets. They are also known for their complementary dirty sprite.

The Augusta Outfit trappin out under the Westlake Bridge, sells the best fish fillets and sizzurp in town.

by Bigdon1738 November 2, 2016