Panis attack

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009

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Sudden Attack

A sudden attack is a sudden, unexpected, unstoppable need to take a massive dump. Most often occurs in those with Irritable Bowel Syndrome or those who just consumed a large amount of fast food. 95% of the time, a sudden attack doesn't leave you enough time to walk to the nearest crapper forcing you to sprint like a madman which only makes it harder to hold it in. As such, you're forced to clench your asscheeks together as hard as you can resulting in a very awkward looking running posture that is certain to catch the attention and imagination of all nearby.

"That six-pack and a pound sure hit the spot...OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK!"

Bob: Whoa, that guy's running like he just took it in the ass.
John: Probably a sudden attack.

Bob: Are we there yet? I gotta take a dump soon.
John: I think that there's a gas station about ten minutes down...
Bob: OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK, FUCKING FLOOR IT!
John: Goddammit...

by Yeret February 9, 2015

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JUUL Attack

The panic and anxiety attack you feel when you cant locate your JUUL in times of need.

Lisa reached for her JUUL and when she realized it wasn't in her pocket she immediately began displaying signs of a JUUL attack.

by Joewiththejuul May 21, 2018

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anxiety attack

It's different for everyone, but picture anxiety combined with a panic attack, all of your senses going into over drive, lights seeming brighter, sounds getting louder and you're hyperventilating.

friend: Why were you late to bio?
me: I was having an anxiety attack

by _mooo_ July 31, 2021

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fat kid heart attack

the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise

"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"

OR

"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

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