beach jesus

That guy with jesus like hair found on the beach always without a shirt. He is seen commonly fishing or walking the beach without a shirt on. Always has beer, and always offers one to you.

Guy 1: Did you see Beach Jesus there today on the beach?
Guy 2: Yeah he gave me a beer and showed me where the babes hang out.

by Zc33 May 8, 2018

beach hut

Someone undeserving of the swagger they display, someone who displays more confidence than they are entitled to.

Look at him swanning around, what a fucking beach hut

by Beachyboi January 4, 2018

Beach Eagle

A Seagull.

Not to be mistaken with a "screaming eagle".

That beach eagle just shat on my french fries.

by GNej June 7, 2018

Blackout Beach

A highly alcoholic cocktail made with various fun ingredients. This drink is made by mixing 8 oz vodka (preferably Absolut), 8 oz Red Bull, and 2 oz Blue Curacao. The resulting aquamarine-colored cocktail packs a punch and will get you drunk. It is not recommended to drink more than two per night because of the caffeine.

I drank a Blackout Beach cocktail and got drunk

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022

Beach Points

1. A type of points that are needed for a guy to go out with a girl. The more Beach Points you have, the better of a chance you have with a girl.
2. This can be a good 1st impression when meeting a girl you want to go out with.

Hey man, you gotta earn some Beach Points with that girl you wanna go out with!

by kittymomma February 8, 2010

beach leopard

A snow leopard that has adapted to a warmer climate

Beach leopards are commonly found on the prowl, dining at elegant establishments, lapping up fine wines at seaside resorts.

by 22Bumblebeez June 16, 2017

Beach Taco

When you're playing frisbee on the beach and you are running for it and you fall in the sand get sand on yo buns and then roll up in a beach towel

_your name here__ became a beach taco

__your name here__ became a beach taco

by Zoe5280 September 4, 2018