aspergers

An individual with Aspergers syndrome is above average intelligence and appears to have normal social and communication and looks and talks normal as well.The only thing that is different about them is that they love star trek,star wars,star gate etc...
BUT some with aspergers aren't as gifted as the above.These symptoms include:
being terrified of their own shadow (basically everything)
severely impaired social functioning
EXTREME dependency (the same level as a five year old)
Mild,moderate to severe learning difficulties
Can't play sports because they are terrified of the ball or even the bat!
Severe anxiety issues
Very poor co-ordination

person A:"That kid is dumb as fuck! He's terrified of his own shadow and he didn't know what 5 add 5 was"
person B:"Shut up,he's got Aspergers"
person A:"I thought they were supposed to be geniuses?"

by blobby70 January 17, 2009

Asserole

What you call a casserole after you ass has been on it.

why does that casserole have an indent in it?

haha, dude that's no casserole... that's an asserole.

by apersonnotarobot July 23, 2009

asspirate

An asspirate is usually decribed as a gay male that likes other males. An asspirate can be vividly described as follows. He is a gay man that is bald wearing a pirate hat with instead of a skull and cross bones, it has a crossed dildo and scrotum sack. This asspirate stands ontop of the background butts in the music video "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mixalot. Here the asspirate with his hat, gay pink bandana, parrot, and ass grabbing hook he stands untop of these butts until it is time to plunge into them. That is asspirate as best and to the most I would like to describe.

The bald-headed gay wrestler became and asspirate after raping a poor new wrestler in the locker room.

by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011

asspirate

to make love to a pirate's ass

Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate

by penguin October 27, 2002

Asperger Syndrome

A great way to patronize high school kids that are not part of the "cool clique" or the standards of a socially normal teenager or kid, which means the kid is the star quarterback of the football team or not dating the hot cheerleaders. Usually these people will do very well in the adult world and they will get pretty good paying jobs, but the school system found another reason to add more money to the special ed program to create jobs for people that should be working at McDonalds helping these kids "act cool", which could be learned by a few ass kicking by the popular gang.
Usually kids are labeled with Asperger Syndrome...think typical nerd or dork, paces around, thinks about something besides sex but masturbates and wishes he could get sex, maybe obsessing on something not cool, watches Spongebob (there is something about Asperger Syndrome and Spongebob, or any socially inept kid), using correct English and not street slang, but made even more dorky with a disability. There is a dime of dozen of these kids and that actually adds diversity to high school or middle school. We need kids that are socially inept and can't get the chicks. Propaganda for discrimination and makes the popular group more snotty and the teachers that suck up to the popular group.

Joe discusses Pokemon non-stop and watches Spongebob, but can't get laid with Brittany...he must has Asperger Syndrome.

by Kyle 230 January 19, 2010

Asser

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

by Angry Wilson May 21, 2011