asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.

We went on holiday to Asbestos.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011

bad asses

Liltle distructive children.

"Look at them bad asses, running round like they ain't got no momma!!!"

by Ilove trae February 5, 2007

Asset

A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts

Stop making fun of my asset! Many people find it cute and adorable!

by Cathlexeris June 7, 2011

kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.

"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"

by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005