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Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.
McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.
by McCabe March 3, 2004
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Vatican Assassin Warlock

n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!
by loop zoop July 1, 2011
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digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.
U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.
by King of Leon September 16, 2011
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anal assasain

while having sex with a girl, you make her get in the doggy style position then when she's moaning stab your dick into her anus and fuck her until she comes.
man call me the anal assasain, because that girl won't be sitting down for a week and she never saw it coming!
by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007
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Assassin's Creed

A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.
"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"
by dasvidanya May 4, 2012
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ass assassin

"ahh look at those ass assassin!! fucking sick"
by dave January 9, 2003
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assistant

the opposite hand used for masturbation; the hand that often holds a tissue, towel, or sock.
the skin on my assistant hand is softer than the skin on my right hand..
by Words4Thoughts November 4, 2011
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