anxiety

Just that feeling when you are having a great time then suddenly you go numb and you don’t wish to talk anymore, and if someone talks to you you have a hard time answering not because you don’t know the answer simply because you’re not able to move your lips because the mere thought of doing that is exhausting in itself.

i’m sorry i didn’t y’all much today, my anxiety got in the way

by AlphaBravoTangoMango September 30, 2019

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Anus Anxiety

Whenever your anus clenches from being excited or nervous about something.

I got so much anus anxiety before I went on stage to do karaoke last night.

by Spacebunny26 September 11, 2019

Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder

When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.

I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.

by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018

refrigerator anxiety

The fear of being judged of what or how much you put in the refrigerator by someone else

I have refrigerator anxiety with my roommate because I don’t want her to judge me with what I put in the refrigerator.

by STE8 January 11, 2020

deprismal anxiety

the condition in which you have depression, autism, and anxiety, and this, is obviously something you don't want

Guy 1: hey do you want to go to the town to watch the depressed dude and practice our social skills?
guy 2: no sorry I have deprismal anxiety
Guy 1: Is that even a real condition?
Guy 2: Well I'm not a doctor, are you?

by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020

separation anxiety in relationships

it doesn’t matter if you are a female or male, everyone can experience this. If you have this you might struggle to say goodbye after spending the entire day with your partner. You might beg for them to stay longer, cry to convince them to. Another example is phone calls, you might struggle to hang up. This might cause sleep disturbances, some people have said to have not been able to sleep peacefully unless their partner is near. separation anxiety from your partner can also be seen in people who need to sleep very close to their partner after sex. some people hold hands and cry when they let go. this is in fact a very serious form of anxiety but is quite alright as long as the relationship is healthy and both people are happy.

“ bro hang up already you’ve been on the phone with her for hours “

“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “

“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “

by thatkrakwore April 5, 2020