Dracula's Anus

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.

Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!

by fdsoldier June 16, 2016

Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.

Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!

by Packofblow March 26, 2017

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

anus with a g

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him

If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

by Purplemonstertruck January 14, 2018

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023