a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
Get the alley cat mommug. When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
by $limbo July 7, 2019
Get the Alley Poopmug. by Heightsyyyyy December 11, 2021
Get the Alleymug. Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...
Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.
An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.
Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.
An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.
Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018
Get the Alley Whoremug. An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
by Megachulo brosefski December 18, 2021
Get the Alley oopmug. A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.
Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"
by lennyd November 21, 2010
Get the Alley Vlogiannitismug.