Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

by thingwithfeathers February 9, 2012

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alabama projects

Nickname for the former Alexander Hamilton housing projects, in Paterson, New Jersey. Was home to many notorious drug dealers and gangsters. Was a frequent setting on the TV show "Cops."

Person 1: Ayoo we need some weed.
Person 2: Lets go!
Person 1: Where we gonna get it?
Person 2: The alabama projects, of course

by StraightOuttaPaterson November 13, 2011

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Alabama Sizzler

The act of receiving head while frying bacon.

I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!

by Best Man October 27, 2011

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The University of Alabama

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.

How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide

by P March 21, 2005

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