man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study
by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014
Get the asian alarmclock mug.To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.
"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"
"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."
"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."
by GenBean July 22, 2016
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pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.
Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019
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Get the Asian Tingles mug.MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!
by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020
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Just look it up people.
Just look it up people.
by I shitted actually February 22, 2020
Get the Asian Nose Syndrome mug.The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
by BrynnBang89 February 11, 2021
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