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artist/artistclaw

a loser. big loser. artist but also a nerd
plays the violin?? wtf?? ok artist

anyway artist sucks bye 😘
melon: wow artist/artistclaw sucks
emi: ikr artist/artistclaw is the worst
by miiiinananan November 9, 2019
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Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.
"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."
by GKH1220 October 25, 2022
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Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you
Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro
by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023
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my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.
Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*
by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024
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Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.
Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.
by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024
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Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
by RockCat89 April 9, 2024
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autisim (autistic)

a neurological and developmental disorder that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave.
person 1 are you autisim (autistic)
person 2 yea does not mean you can make fun of him
by big brain magic1976 January 5, 2025
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