appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

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Appalachian American

A redneck, hillbilly, or southerner with more than one gun and a 6-pack of beer.

Redneck: WHART duh yoo jush call may?
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".

by Longo_2_Guns July 11, 2009

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Je M'appelle Super-Fantastique

The French alternative to ich heiße super fantastisch

"I wrote a new song"
*Plays on guitar and sings "Ich Heiße Super-Fantastisch"*
"LOLWUT, you can't do that - that's a Franz Ferdinand song"
"But the chords are completely different and it sounds cool"
"Well you just can't do it"
"How about... Je M'appelle Super-Fantastique?!"

by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011

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appendananus

The act of relieving constipation by inserting several lubricated fingers into ones anus.

I was forced to appendananus to relieve the pain associated with my stoppage.

by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

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Apperated

To appear before someone via means of teleportaion

Doc. Brown apperated before Marty McFly in his time-traveling DeLorean

The ghost apperated before them all, begging for revenge

The man had apperated from a parallel universe

by Mr.Reebo November 10, 2011

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