A lovable, kissable Colombian. Tall, tan, and handsome, this species of male is an endangered species and tends to mate with those named Vanessa. Andre's are highly stingy and are usually well..yeah you know what I'm talking 'bout. If you're named Andre, well, you're pretty damn sexy. You're the whole package, broski.
Girl: "Wow, you're so big. Is your name Andre?"
Andre: "Yes, yes it is."
-explosions and fireworks go off due to awesomeness;
Andre: "Yes, yes it is."
-explosions and fireworks go off due to awesomeness;
by The Lovely Girlfriend. November 29, 2012

by bob gunderson's wife September 12, 2017

a handsome athlete that loves mainly basketball and loves the nba
gets all the girls
a pure gentleman knows how to treat females with respect normally funny but
so SWEET and
makes for the perfect boyfriend...
gets all the girls
a pure gentleman knows how to treat females with respect normally funny but
so SWEET and
makes for the perfect boyfriend...
girl: hey andre how are you
andre: im good beautiful how are you
guy: whats your fav. sport
andre: basketball
friend: what are you doing after school
andre: playing ball...ball is life
sexy baller sweethart perfect boyfriend type
andre: im good beautiful how are you
guy: whats your fav. sport
andre: basketball
friend: what are you doing after school
andre: playing ball...ball is life
sexy baller sweethart perfect boyfriend type
by baller136 March 14, 2013

by Bob the balla February 24, 2009

i'll pray andre matos
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration
by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005

by sir ginnigan January 15, 2008

A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.
by Porn Hub Producer April 23, 2020
