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Andre

A lovable, kissable Colombian. Tall, tan, and handsome, this species of male is an endangered species and tends to mate with those named Vanessa. Andre's are highly stingy and are usually well..yeah you know what I'm talking 'bout. If you're named Andre, well, you're pretty damn sexy. You're the whole package, broski.
Girl: "Wow, you're so big. Is your name Andre?"

Andre: "Yes, yes it is."

-explosions and fireworks go off due to awesomeness;
by The Lovely Girlfriend. November 29, 2012
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andre drummond

i cant score i only get rebounds cause i play like Andre drummond
by bob gunderson's wife September 12, 2017
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andre

a handsome athlete that loves mainly basketball and loves the nba

gets all the girls

a pure gentleman knows how to treat females with respect normally funny but

so SWEET and

makes for the perfect boyfriend...
girl: hey andre how are you

andre: im good beautiful how are you

guy: whats your fav. sport

andre: basketball

friend: what are you doing after school

andre: playing ball...ball is life

sexy baller sweethart perfect boyfriend type
by baller136 March 14, 2013
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Andre 3000

A way of expressing excitment or approval of something.
Carl: what's up son look at my new quad
Phimore: aw yea boyyeee that thing is Andre-Andre 3000
by Bob the balla February 24, 2009
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andre matos

Andre matos is god (actually it's the best metal singer ever)
i'll pray andre matos
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration
by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005
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andre-esque

a style of art originating from Greek potters on the island Santorini
The young lad threw quite the andre-esque bottle
by sir ginnigan January 15, 2008
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Dirty Andre

A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.
by Porn Hub Producer April 23, 2020
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