Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.

I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot

by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023

Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.

Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.

by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018

Amish Style

Fucking someone’s belly button because of a culture of prudence and lack of sexual education.

Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.

by Rubies June 7, 2018

Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022

Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.

Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.

Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!

I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.

by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022